Thursday, September 9, 2010

S#%! My Girlfriend Says

I'm in the living room tooling away on the world wide web when I overhear a struggle in the bedroom between my better-half and a common housefly...

Fly: Bzzzzzz-zzzzz-hu-zzzzzz

GF: Land, mothafu#$%!&$!

Fly: Hu-zzzzzzzzzzz-ba-ba-zzzzzzz

[A general commotion]

GF: Die, already!

Fly: Bzzzzzz-hu-zzzzzzzzz-zzzzzip.

[More commotion, followed by a loud, whip-like snap]

GF: ...'night!



  1. Must have been some fly!

  2. LMAO!!! you mean she didn't call you in to kill it for her.