Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Things That Bother Me for No Reason

When someone says the following; "I witnessed firsthand..."

Can you witness something secondhand?


  1. There are all sorts of little phrases like that that are annoying. I've been ill so yesterday I went to the medical center. The car ride there made me really nauseous so when I got out of the vehicle and started walking toward the building and my stomach felt like it was flipping, I immediately dropped to the ground and started vomiting. An elderly gentlemen walks by and asks if I'm sick. No, I'm just puking in the parking lot of the damn medical center because I decided I didn't like how my breakfast tasted any longer. What kind of question is that?

    1. ok, that's funny. really funny. not the puking part.